Humpty Dumpty

(Sung to beat: hit legs, then clap, over and over... and of course, getting FUNKY!!!)

Chorus:
Hump-ty dump, hump hump-ty dump-ty dump
Hump-ty dump, hump hump-ty dump-ty dump

Verses: (can be sung in any order, each followed by Chorus)

Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow,
And everywhere that Mary went --- Oooo, ain't that funky now!

Jack, be nimble, Jack, be quick, Jack, jump over the candlestick.
Jack jumped high, Jack jumped low --- Oooo, ain't that funky now!

Baa, baa, black sheep, Have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, Three bags full;
One for the master, And one for the dame, And one for the little boy --- Oooo, ain't that funky now!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown --- Oooo, ain't that funky now!

Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high --- Oooo, ain't that funky now!

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider and sat down beside her --- Oooo, ain't that funky now!

Simple Simon met a pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pieman --- Oooo, ain't that funky now!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men --- Oooo ain't that funky now!